Well, I suppose you have all had too much time to rest your eyes from my "silly me" moments. The sideways underwear, driving away without paying for gas are old news! I have new ones to top them!
The past 3 weeks have been stressful and devastating for me. I can most certainly gain some empathy and understanding considering the monumental blow I had to my hopes and dreams. My dating site, that I had developed after more than 4,000 hours of little sleep and threatening health consequences, was decimated with the act of a dishonest and angry web person.
So, more than my
normal blond spacey self, I have been a bit frazzled, freaked out and in a somewhat zombi-like state at times. On top of it, I have been working very hard on my daytime career. Have to make money til I get my dating site back in shape. Looks like this week, I will be fully back in business with a new look and finally making money!
Anyway, about a week ago, I went through the drive thru at Wendys.. In my defense, I don't normally do the ever popular
"fast food " stop. I eat pretty healthy... I just don't sleep healthy. I was in deep thought this day and after passing through the window to pay, I kept going. All of a sudden, I looked down and realized that I didn't have my bag of the 90 grams of fat I had been highly anticipating from Wendy's. I had to park and sheepishly go inside to get my food from the order area.
That is not all of my latest brilliant moments. This morning, I was in my usual rush to get ready. Since I have scientifically timed a 30 minute shower and dress period, I was not factoring in my dog's refusal to poop. After getting him squared away, I decided for my coworker's sake that I needed to brush my teeth and do the normal hygeine ritual that my now thankfully former coworker Stinky Huey did not seem to get!
I simply squeezed out some
white substance from a plastic bottle of what I assumed was my Crest toothpaste and vigorously started to clean my teeth to a pearly white. It seemed to be fine until suddenly I tasted something that was unfamiliar to my delicate palate. I had grabbed not the toothpaste but my
Control Corrective Skincare facial mositurizer!!
Now, I want to warn you all that if you really are adventurous and want to try this,
DON"T !!! I have to admit though, my gums do seem silky smooth today!
Comments (32)
Girl, you have issues.
@Da__Vinci - Haha!! Don't I though. Funny thing is that if you met me in a professional environment or talked to me on the phone... you would never know:)
@watersedge62 - A real sleeper eh?
@Da__Vinci - sleeper???ME lol or your latest post about something or nothing lol.
Pretty flaky. I did use the wrong stuff on my hair once. I had the moisturizing body wash with shea butter and through water logged eyelashes looked just like the Pantene shampoo. I rinsed for a long time and rewashed with the real shampoo. End result was greasy hair. Had to wash it several times with bar soap to get it degreased. At least it smelled good.
@murisopsis - That is too funny! I did that for about 3 days a few months ago. The conditioner bottle looked like the shampoo that I had used before and I kept washing my hair with the conditioner. Could not figure out why my hair was so narley!!
That fast food will REALLY slide on down now huh? I've gone to bye stuff before and pay and then just proceed out the door only to have the cashier say "Sir, do you want your stuff or was that just a donation you made" ? Pfffffft One of those "Hears your sign" moments for her I guess. Glad she had some fun at my expense!
@UnworthyofHisgrace - HAHA!! I do that all the time. My problem is that I am always thinking. Hmmmm... maybe not lol.
well, now your tongue will look as plump, young, and fresh as evah!
@mr_faust - haaha very funny!
That is a good one
@godfatherofgreenbay - I aim to please.lol
oh gosh!lol
BTW, I am glad to see you back.
@Da__Vinci - Thanks!! Just don't have much time on here. So much politics and drama here that I get tired of it. Also, have been so busy with working 100 hours per week. Am exhausted!
@watersedge62 - You need a back rub?
nothing quite is like the swelling gums thanks to sodium lauryl and lareth, who friggin cares i just brushed my teeth with SOAP. been there done that, set the t-shirt on fire thanks to another blond moment.
I just did the pacific northwest!, it pretty and a tad expensive. smile... I still talk too much.
@Da__Vinci - How about some new brain cells lol. I have just about exhausted these the past few years:) Maybe all the hair dye!
@Uncious - Yes you do and once in a great while I understand what you are saying lol. Glad you took some time for traveling. I hope to do some soon too!
@watersedge62 - Hair dye!!! There goes a perfectly good illusion, thanks a lot. LOL
@Da__Vinci - AWWW so sorry! I hope that I didn't ruin your day:)
@watersedge62 - No it didn't , most blonds are not really anyway.
ha! wonder if i should blog some of my screw ups. i dont know if theyre G-rated though.
Girl, you are crazy! LOL! Our relationship began when I read one of your dizzy blond momemts! Well what do I call myself when I blame my kids for taking the dish towel and I left it in the refrigerator because I was gabbing away on the phone?... Honey the whole world is dizzy.
Bless You (Smiles)
Life is so funny at times. Hang tough.