Well, I suppose you have all had too much time to rest your eyes from my "silly me" moments. The sideways underwear, driving away without paying for gas are old news! I have new ones to top them!

The past 3 weeks have been stressful and devastating for me. I can most certainly gain some empathy and understanding considering the monumental blow I had to my hopes and dreams. My dating site, that I had developed after more than 4,000 hours of little sleep and threatening health consequences, was decimated with the act of a dishonest and angry web person.

So, more than my normal blond spacey self, I have been a bit frazzled, freaked out and in a somewhat zombi-like state at times. On top of it, I have been working very hard on my daytime career. Have to make money til I get my dating site back in shape. Looks like this week, I will be fully back in business with a new look and finally making money!

Anyway, about a week ago, I went through the drive thru at Wendys.. In my defense, I don't normally do the ever popular "fast food " stop. I eat pretty healthy...  I just don't sleep healthy. I was in deep thought this day and after passing through the window to pay, I kept going. All of a sudden, I looked down and realized that I didn't have my bag of the 90 grams of fat I had been highly anticipating from Wendy's. I had to park and sheepishly go inside to get my food from the order area.

That is not all of my latest brilliant moments. This morning, I was in my usual rush to get ready. Since I have scientifically timed a 30 minute shower and dress period, I was not factoring in my dog's refusal to poop. After getting him squared away, I decided for my coworker's sake that I needed to brush my teeth and do the normal hygeine ritual that my now thankfully  former coworker Stinky Huey did not seem to get!

I simply squeezed out some white substance from a plastic bottle of what I assumed was my Crest toothpaste and vigorously started to clean my teeth to a pearly white. It seemed to be fine until suddenly I tasted something that was unfamiliar to my  delicate palate. I had grabbed not the toothpaste but my Control Corrective Skincare facial  mositurizer!!

Now, I want to warn you all that if you really are adventurous and want to try this, DON"T !!!  I have to admit though, my gums do seem silky smooth today!

As many of you have noticed, at least I hope so for ego sake, I have not been on Xanga very much. There are a host of reasons that have kept me away such as my mom's surgery, my dating site, working 12 hour days to try to make ends meet and the latest is my new venture.

If I stretched myself much more, I would be awake 24 hours per day. I am working over a whopping 100 hours per week but don't know what else to do. So that I can possibly, oh how I hope it becomes a reality, really start making a living again. I still feel the internet holds the greatest of possibilities for all of us over the next few years!

My newest venture is a dating blog that I hope will entertain, inspire and inform. Those are my 3 reasons for being online. I try to contribute to those who read my sometimes nonsensical posts! This is a brand new venture and work in progress.

My new site is Successfuldatingpro.com and I hope that you will take a peek and give me your absolutely honest evaluation. I have lots to do on it and am very excited. If any of you would like to be contributing writers, I will link back to your Xanga blog!!

I will remain here and post when I can. Please understand that I am so limited. Sleeping in itself is a challenge. I have to find other resources to make money. It is getting harder as most of you know to just pay my bills and we have to be resourceful to get through the next few years!

I wish all of you on here the best of luck as well and hope that you can keep a positive spirit and open mind in the coming months! We must think "outside the box" !!!!

As I get older, I feel that more blond moments just seem to happen. Am I getting senile or do I just have too much going on in my life? My coworkers think that I have lost my mind at times. There seems to be some validity to that opinion of me.

I recently was away for 11 days visiting my mother and seeing her through a very difficult surgery. I packed my toiletries and as a result, my routine here in Florida was a bit disturbed. At least that is a lame explanation of why I did such a stupid thing!

Every morning, I wash and condition my silky blonde hair. Afterward, I spray it with a fortifier and then a shine spray before drying it. Yes, I am most definitely a high maintenance girl. My hair normally has a nice shine that last all day.

Well, a few days ago, I washed and conditioned my lovely blonde locks and they appeared a little tacky in texture. I didn't think a lot about it and soon forgot that my hair didn't have it's lustrous appearance.

The next day, I went through the same morning ritual to beautify my hair and face for my customers and coworkers. The people so fortunate to work with me are very open about their opinions of my hair and clothing. I try not to disappoint them. Especially, when I wear my tattered and holey work vest. It isn't my fault they don't carry my size anymore.

After I finished washing and drying my hair, I used a good hairspray that contains an anti humidifier. My dog is very needy and expects a little walk before I leave for work. My hair became rather frazzled and coarse after the walk and I chalked it up to the humidity. It was a bit damp that day.

As the day progressed, my hair became more frazzled and greasy looking. Normally, I figure things out at the strangest times. Many times, I will wake up from a sound sleep to remember something that I forgot to do for a customer at work.

As I was sitting on one of our many sofas and chatting with Carolyn, my coworker,  the bottle of "shampoo" and conditioner became a clear image before me. For the past 3 days, I had been washing my hair with conditioner and not shampoo !! How silly I was! No wonder when I washed my hair it felt so limp for the past several days!!

Today was such a great day. I had to deal with some very nasty, argumentative customers but who cares!  My blonde hair was once again shiny and flowing and I looked damn good!